SNOOKI AND JIONNI: A ROMANCE TO VAGUELY REMEMBER
August 29, 2012 by admin
Filed under Lingerie Events
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Now that Snooki’s strictly a mom, requiring her to fist-pump each dual to 3 hours, we took it on ourselves to wander down a scabies- and memory-inducing sands of Jersey Shore, and in doing so, stumbled on some distinguished connectors between Snooki and Jionni’s adore story and some of a biggest romances of all time. We’d like to gleam a light on those now, given this could be a final possibility to applaud their adore before branch a charge toward their trusting baby.
ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
With Snooki from Poughkeepsie and Jionni from East Hanover , a unhappy lovers have overcome distant larger struggle than a Greco-Roman War. Crossing rivalry lines only to pile-up on her futon, Jionni, like Antony, found himself descending for Snooki since of her gusto for extreme amounts of glass eyeliner.
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HARRY AND SALLY
Together, they infer Harry’s speculation that group and women can’t be friends until one gets a UTI from boundary sex.
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WILLIAM AND KATE
The stately integrate introduced themselves by kissing on a balcony, since Snooki’s urine has kissed a tangible balcony.
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JACK AND ROSE
Both couples done their adore during a many horrific nautical disasters of all time, on a falling ships famous as The Titanic and Jersey Shore.
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BERT AND ERNIE
Snooki and Jionni resemble Bert and Ernie down to a tee; solely in this case, a orange one never bathes.
