Lingerie football player sues boss for making her ‘eye candy’
March 11, 2015 by admin
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Lotti Bluemner, 31, claims investor Erik Gordon, 41, of using her to pick up women http://t.co/N9fcAmupsd pic.twitter.com/Bqv3osrEXB
‘ infowe (@infowe) March 9, 2015
News.com – A LEGAL battle has busted out between a jet-setting Hollywood investor and his assistant — a ‘Lingerie Bowl’ player who claims her job was to look good and help him pick up hotties.
Blonde bombshell Lotti Bluemner, 31, was hired to oversee Erik Gordon’s Los Angeles home, cars and schedule, but says ‘in reality’ she was little more than a ‘hot chick wing woman.’
Gordon, 41, used her ‘as ‘eye candy’ and as a ‘bait’ to attract other attractive young women, who [he and his friends] would not have been able to attract on their own,’ court papers allege.
Gordon also repeatedly asked her to go topless, even after she got pregnant, she claims in a $13 million California wrongful-termination lawsuit.
The model, who was a kicker during the ‘Lingerie Bowl’ preceding the 2006 Super Bowl, was so afraid to lose her $90,000-a-year gig that she even allowed her boss to snort ‘lines of cocaine off of [her] exposed breasts in front of multiple persons,’ according to court papers.
Her duties included procuring strippers and hookers for Gordon, whom she then ‘baby-sat’ so he wouldn’t be ripped off while in a drunken stupor, the papers allege.
What a sad day for the country. Here we have yet another one of our proud traditions just being dragged down into the morass of scandal, gossip and litigation.
Call me old-fashioned, but I long for those days when being the kicker on a Lingerie Bowl team meant something. Back in 2006, it was considered a noble profession. A calling. As was being a fat, drunk guy’s hot chick wing woman. Those were a golden age when people took pride in their work, and if it was your job to be eye candy to help some rich loser meet girls, line up strippers and keep and babysit his hookers so they don’t steal his stuff, well then by golly you did the best you could. Even if it meant those little extras, like letting him do lines of cocaine off your bewbs in front of his idiot friends. It’s what professional wing women did and they did it with pride.
And now? Now it’s all just a chance for the lawyers to tie up the courts and rack up the billable hours, and it’s sad. No wonder America is losing all its hot chick wing women jobs to people overseas.
Regardless, I’m not going to let this destroy my faith in the Lingerie Football League. There are too many good women there who respect the integrity of the game. I just hope that whatever comes out of this lawsuit, it doesn’t get blamed on the Patriots like every other football scandal.
@JerryThornton1
