How to Buy a Woman Lingerie for Valentine’s Day
February 10, 2016 by admin
Filed under Latest Lingerie News
Whether you’re celebrating Valentine’s Day with a woman who you’d like to see in lingerie, or celebrating an average Wednesday with a woman you’d like to see in lingerie, here’s a four-point guide to buying lacy things she’ll love to wear. Because if you want to spice up your sex life, fancy lingerie beats a firm wedge every time (we see you, Aziz Ansari). It’s a skill all straight dudes should master.
If you live together, you’re probably approved to respectfully rifle through her drawers in order to figure out what sizes she wears. If the relationship isn’t quite that serious, snoop within reason. Worst case scenario, you can guess at her sizes with the help of a salesperson at the store.
You can always go to a department store and swat at things blindly, sure. That said, if you zero in on a brand she loves, there’s a much greater probability that she’ll wear the stuff more than once. Think about that for a minute.
Here are some suggestions to get you started…
-If she wears more eyeliner than Adele…Fleur du Mal
-If she’s a little famous on Instagram…For Love Lemons
-If The Bachelor is her lifeblood…Victoria’s Secret
-If she’s been a cop for Halloween three years in a row…Agent Provocateur
-If she loves Sofia Coppola movies…Fortnight
-If she still occasionally smokes cigarettes…Kiki de Montparnasse
-If she smokes weed…Love Stories
-If she only drinks green tea…Eberjey
-If she has a Mrs. Robinson vibe…La Perla
-If she’s all that and then some but you only have $50 to spend…Topshop
A chemise (a.k.a. a see-through dress) or a camisole and briefs is a good choice if she’s on the modest side. On the other end of the spectrum there are bodysuits, corsets, and suspender belts—and various accessories that go with them. (All are easily lost and will surface again at only the most inappropriate moments.) If you end up breaking out in hives while shopping, a special-looking bra and briefs is a respectable choice, and still sexy.
Avoid sheepishly tossing her a plastic bag out of fear of rejection or laziness or both. Not that you need to sprinkle everything in rose petals either (ew). Just have what you bought wrapped—or wrap it yourself in nice tissue paper—and maybe add a sexy note? That alone should win you points.
