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Vegan YouTube Drama Update: Freelee’s Boyfriend Bikes Up Mountain, Derides ‘Shit-Cunts’

May 19, 2016 by  
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What did you do this week? Worked long hours? Cried on the phone with your mom? Got in a fistfight? Went to an underwater spinning class? Wrote your wedding vows? Whatever it is that you did, just know that while you were doing it, there was a vegan talking into a computer about another vegan who disgusts them.

In just a few dispatches from the vegan YouTube drama trenches, we have amassed a small but terrifying cast of characters: there’s Freelee the Banana Girl, aka Leanne Ratcliffe, a thirty-something Australian vegan YouTuber who eats a casual one million bananas per day and loves starting drama; there’s Tana Mongeau, the 17-year-old sort-of-vegan YouTuber who will not capitulate to Freelee’s bullying because, not to be rude, Tana has more followers; and there’s lifestyle entrepreneur Cassey Ho, aka Blogilates, who Freelee keeps claiming is suing her.

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And now, it is time to introduce another member of this apocalyptic hell-tribe: Freelee’s boyfriend Harley Johnstone, aka Durianrider, who together with Freelee runs the website 30 Bananas a Day. (Note: do not eat 30 bananas a day.) Johnstone, who promotes not only a fanatical diet but also, oddly, vasectomies, often posts pictures and videos of Freelee in lingerie, occasionally with captions like this:

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Johnstone, who describes himself on his YouTube account as “a high carb, plant-based vegan cyclist who gives no fucks about saying what needs to be said,” has fewer YouTube followers than Freelee (about 200,000), but his demeanor is equally if not more alarming, with the unblinking, slightly unfocused stare of a 14-year-old playing Jesus Christ in a youth group production.

I can only catch about every other word of the above video, released earlier today, but in it Johnstone appears to be hurling insults at YouTuber Tana Mongeau, with whom both Freelee and Johnstone have been in a longstanding feud for reasons that remain somewhat unclear (beyond the fact that fighting with other famous YouTubers is good for traffic).

“Tana!” Johnstone yells, from underneath his neon green bike helmet. “Correct me if I’m wrong, and no hatin’, just sayin’, but your boyfriend is over-age, and you’re underage! In the state of California, correct me if I’m wrong, he could get motherfuckin’ locked up! You’re jailbait! Correct me if I’m wrong!”

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He then goes on to call her “Fuckin’ Tana handbag basic,” “handbag basic” evidently being Harley Johnstone’s favorite phrase. “We’ve already got enough handbag basics, and motherfucking fake natty [?] shit-cunts,” he explains.

Just to give you some additional context as to what Harley Johnstone is about (spoiler: he himself does not appear to know), a recent Durianrider video, from four days ago, is titled “Is Being Gay A Choice?” In it, Johnstone says he was taken out of context recently when he said being gay is a choice, and then he goes on to clarify that he does in fact believe that being gay is a choice.

“When you say those words—being gay is a choice, being fat’s a choice, being obese is a choice, blah blah blah is a choice, people start to examine it and all this stuff, and they have their own personal definitions of what that actually means,” he says, appearing to think this is not wildly offensive, and that it makes some kind of logical sense.

“People say I’m a homophobe. I guarantee you that I’ve got more gay friends than you, and I get more gay people writing to me asking me for advice than you ever will in your entire life.” He goes on to repeat this statement twice, and then explains that he believes being gay is a choice because “I subscribe to the choice theory in life. Choosing life, man. That’s my choice.”

Then, of course, we go here: “Obviously, I can’t choose my skin color. I mean, I try and get darker every day—I wish I had black skin, but I can’t choose that. If I could go out today and buy black skin for a hundred thousand bucks, boom, I would buy it. Because I prefer that skin color!” Then: “I can’t be a female—oh, I’m not gonna go there, these people just love to take me out of context.”

I think that’s about enough for today!

This has been a Vegan YouTube Drama Update.


Image via screengrab, animation by Bobby Finger.

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A New Crop of Companies Want to Make Your Period Empowering

May 19, 2016 by  
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Diana Sierra was in Ruhiira, Uganda, in 2011, coaching entrepreneurs on product design, when a local teacher told her something startling: Many of the teacher’s female students skipped school during their period because they lacked adequate feminine-hygiene products. Sierra, who’s designed everything from pacifiers to perfume bottles, saw a humanitarian and design imperative: How could she give impoverished women a high-quality, attractive feminine-hygiene product on par with what’s available to women in the developed world? Her solution: the EmpowerPanty, a pair of lacy, colorful “period underwear” with a removable, quick-drying pad. Preorders ship soon; for each one bought in the U.S., she’ll donate another to a woman in need. “If you want to create gender equality,” says Sierra, 36, whose company, Be Girl, has been empowered with $1 million in venture capital, “you have to start creating equality within gender.”

The EmpowerPanty sounds revolutionary, but it’s not. It’s only part of an uprising, one that’s been cheered in style pages and promoted by the more than a dozen companies that have—there’s really only one word to describe it—flooded the feminine-hygiene market since 2012, all eager to help women deal with that time of the month. Surely you’ve seen the ads for period panties, organic tampons, and monthly subscription services that mail hygiene products to your door with soothing treats such as tea and chocolate. It’s not like there wasn’t a need: Packaged-goods conglomerates have barely changed their wares in decades, and their messaging, with perky, smiling women in white pants, is silly and condescending.

Almost all the new startups stress that they’re not just helping women in the First World; they’re on a social mission, and they want you to join in! Like Be Girl, period-underwear company Thinx and organic tampon companies Cora and Conscious Period employ a version of the “one-for-one” model. Thinx donates money to Afripads, which helps Ugandan women manufacture and sell locally made sanitary pads; Dear Kate, another period-underwear startup, gives money to fund science, technology, engineering, and math education for girls; Jessica Alba’s Honest donates sanitary supplies to homeless women in Africa.


The sheer number of these businesses makes it hard for any one to stand out, particularly as they’ve adopted a similar marketing approach: rebrand menstruation as a symbol of strength, an opportunity for women to demonstrate—with their dollars, of course—a commitment to female empowerment. The companies’ founders are almost exclusively thirtysomething women whose backgrounds in engineering, business, and design have inspired them to upend not just how women deal with their period but how they feel about it. And, to a woman, they insist their social missions aren’t just unique but authentic—and that the competition’s are bogus. Thinx Chief Executive Officer Miki Agrawal, for example, rejects any relationship between my-period-is-holier-than-thine messaging and Thinx’s own marketing strategy. “It’s very clear and obvious when something is for marketing and when something is real,” she says. Of her competitors, she says: “We have a giveback mission that [they] don’t have. We launched our company with our giveback mission entwined with our business.” Cora, Conscious Period, Honest, and others did the same. Be Girl’s Sierra says, “We’re the only true one-for-one” charitable giving model.

Quibbles aside, the companies’ attempts to out-empower one another raise a moral quandary: How authentic is your mission if you’re trying to sell stuff? Social justice tends to be a winner among female consumers, especially millennials. According to a 2015 study from Cone Communications on millennial attitudes toward corporate social responsibility, 87 percent of women age 18 to 34 say it’s a key factor in purchasing decisions, and 75 percent say they’re willing to spend more on a socially or environmentally responsible product. Fully 90 percent say they expect companies to actively address societal problems. Marketing a brand’s social impact can “absolutely be used for good,” says John Trybus, deputy director at the Center for Social Impact Communication at Georgetown University. “But if you’re playing with people’s emotions, that can be a dangerous thing.” It’s possible the SoulCycle crowd is making “empowering” purchases under duress—who wants to be the woman who looks like she doesn’t care what a woman in Uganda is going through?

Thinxs ads go for a high-end art vibe, with spare photography and a muted color palette.

Feminine hygiene is a $15 billion global market, with about a quarter of sales in the U.S., according to market research firm Technavio. The industry leaders are household names: Procter Gamble (makers of the Tampax and Always brands, which account for about a third of the domestic market), Johnson Johnson (Carefree), and Kimberly-Clark (Kotex). In the world of traditional menstrual marketing, women on their period frolic in sun-dappled fields with long-haired nymphs and yoginis, and everyone dresses in unblemished white. “Flowers and prancing and petals don’t resonate with today’s girl,” Agrawal says. Periods, she says, are about “the feeling of cramps and managing something that’s messy.”

Before starting Thinx, Agrawal had no experience with the feminine-hygiene market. A restaurateur and author, she came up with the idea at a family reunion, when Aunt Flo inauspiciously visited her sister in the middle of a three-legged race. Thinx’s tag line, “Period Panties for Modern Women,” is very much in contrast with the big brands’ make-believe Period Utopia—and very much in keeping with its nouveau period peers. Thinx’s ads go for a high-end art vibe, with spare photography and a muted tan and mauve palette. The models are detached—not despairing, but they certainly don’t look enthusiastic about menstruation. Be Girl’s marketing is brighter and more energetic, presumably because the women in its ads are excited about doing good in the world. Its models wear big smiles and strike power poses under the tag line “Premium undies for you, life changing impact for girls.” Dear Kate (“Performance underwear for high performing women”), which introduced the first period panty in 2012, has featured tech execs wearing its undies. Regardless of the brand, the message is clear: Periods, like the women who get them, are powerful, and these products help you harness that power. More harnessing, more market share.

If only it were that easy. In addition to competing against one another, they must confront the behemoths—and Honest, Alba’s billion-dollar organic household-product enterprise, which began offering feminine care last year. And in that face-off, cost is a serious consideration. A standard box of 40 Tampax tampons costs $5.49 at Target; half as many organic tampons from Conscious Period, which hit the market last fall after a $40,000 Indiegogo campaign, cost $8.50. Some period underwear is considerably more expensive than basic lingerie—one pair of Thinx goes for $24 to $38. The businesses argue you save money by not having to toss out stained panties or go through lots of disposable products.


Even consumers who can afford higher-end, eco-friendly alternatives can be overwhelmed by choice. There are now five period-panty companies on the market, including Be Girl, Thinx, and Dear Kate, each of which claims to absorb a different amount of blood. Choosing organic tampons is an even murkier process, especially when their makers—Cora and Lola and Conscious and Honest—sound so similar. This is precisely why so many startups are trying to rebrand the period as a vehicle for empowerment. In a suddenly crowded market, “you don’t want to compete on price, so you differentiate on psychological value,” says Alexander Chernev, a marketing professor at the Kellogg School of Management at Northwestern University. Nothing is more powerful, he says, than “purchasing moral satisfaction.”

Does it matter which business is most noble? Not really, and there’s something inherently icky about branding a natural biological process that actually has nothing to do with self-expression as a capital-F Feminist movement. Many of these companies cite Toms Shoes, the shoemaker that pioneered the buy-one-give-one model, as their inspiration. Toms advised Be Girl during its development phase at the Halcyon social entrepreneurship incubator in Washington, and one of Conscious Period’s co-founders previously worked in Toms’s marketing department. But the social mission at Toms is an easy way to feel good about an unnecessary purchase; period companies, on the other hand, are selling a product women need, which can make the giving mission seem less like a perk than an obligation. “When we get our period, we’re reminded that impoverished women get their period, too, so we should feel guilty,” says Jenny Darroch, a marketing professor at the Drucker School of Management at Claremont Graduate University.

Georgetown’s Trybus says most of the startups likely “have their brains and hearts in the right place,” despite their righteousness. “It’s really exciting for us to see other companies coming to this market,” says Annie Lascoe, Conscious Period’s co-founder. “It validates the need for change within this industry.” It also validates the intelligence of female shoppers, who should be able to make purchasing decisions without feeling talked down to, insulted, or shamed when their experiences run counter to life in Period Utopia. That’s progress for womankind. “From the woman who grew up on the Upper East Side to the woman from the slum in Mumbai, we can all relate to the experience of being caught off guard without a tampon or a pad when we needed it,” Lascoe says. “It’s a shared universal experience. I used a sock once.”

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