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Chelsea owned the rights to ‘Jose Mourinho branded lingerie’

Modern football is great, isn’t it?

With its Go Pros and its full kit wankers.

And its Jose Mourinho lingerie.

The Special One was today confirmed as the new Man United boss – but not before a long hold up because Chelsea OWNED HIS NAME.

The list of products the Blues could licence has today been leaked.

Wow. All the Jose Mourinho trademarks owned by Chelsea. Includes lipsticks, lingerie, cigar holders etc. Crazy! pic.twitter.com/KRbLmumUzd

— Venkat Ananth (@venkatananth) May 26, 2016

And they include *all* the classics in football memorabilia.

• Potpourri
• Windscreen cleaning liquids
• Telephone answering apparatus
• Hair dyes
• Lingerie
• Magnets

That really is a recipe for a quite wonderful night in. I for one would love a Jose Mourinho magnet.

Modern football, we love you.

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WHO SHOULD JOSE MOURINHO KEEP?

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