Someone’s Attempt To Censor This Lingerie Ad Turned The Poor Model Into …
November 23, 2014 by admin
Filed under Latest Lingerie News
Happy Friday, guys! It is time for another instalment of “Can you believe these people have jobs editing photos for a living?” Today’s entry comes to us via Hakken, a sexy lingerie store that did something unspeakable to this poor stocking model’s nether regions.
(Related: This Plus-Size Model’s Waist Isn’t Photoshopped, It’s Just How Her Body Looks)
Many bad choices bring us to this moment, where we stand together looking at the photo of a nude model whose crotch has been Photoshopped smoother than Barbie’s. The bruise stays, though, because that’s not creepy at all.
As far as I can tell, it seems that Hakken is selling the fishnet thigh-highs. Rather than throw on a pair of underpants, they decided the model should be photographed in just the thigh-highs. Maybe they thought if the model had underwear we wouldn’t be able to tell what they were selling. But they did not want actual vagina on the website (take a shot for the first commenter who says “It’s not a vagina, it’s a vulva!”) so they just … blurred out her entire lap.
The thing that looks like a little bruise is actually a tattoo of a Chinese character. I cannot even begin to speculate about why the person manning the Photoshop machine for Hakken decided that a painful-looking bruise was better than a little tattoo, but with a photo mangled this badly it barely matters. For a regular picture, the tattoo-turned-bruise might qualify as a Photoshop hack job on its own, but in this case it’s taking a distant back seat to the horrorshow that is this model’s completely flat crotch.
Whatever happened to the time-honored tradition of just posting a little heart or a black censorship bar over the area one wants obscured? That is much easier and significantly less creepy looking than this.
