Light things up in the Bedroom with Glow in the Dark Lingerie

Things are really “lighting” up in the bedroom thanks to the lingerie collection Cosabella. They have created a new “Glow” line of bras and panties. And yes the name says it all, they glow in the dark.

But it’s gonna cost ya to have that glow. A low-rise thong will set you back $45, while an underwire bra is priced at $95.

Available colors include white, neon orange and “Barbados”.

Oh but there’s a catch. Like all glow-in-the-dark products, they’ve got to absorb some rays first. Like three minutes of direct sunlight (so what are you supposed to stand in your backyard in your lingerie?) or 10 to 12 minutes of fluorescent light. So unless you find yourself planning ahead, you may run the risk of having to rub up against a bedside lamp for foreplay.

But seriously, who on earth would want glow-in-the-dark lingerie? First of all ladies, there are some things that are better kept in the dark. And last time I checked I wasn’t starring in a Sci-Fi porn flick. The only way this could come in handy is if your guy needs help finding “it”, you’re scared to sleep in the dark and need a night light, or you have to find your bra while sneaking out in the middle of the night. But honey, for these prices why not just put a flash light in your panties. Just say’n.

And that’s today’s helping of The Online Dish with Maggie.

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