There’s zero appealing about restroom intrigue – Chicago Sun

Updated: September 17, 2012 2:18AM

The good comedian Louis CK tells a harrowing and waggish story of carrying to take his dual small girls to a lavatory during a airport.

“I can’t take them to a ladies’ room,” he says. “ ‘Go in there girls, into a open restroom of an general airport.’ Just recover my control of them to whoever’s in there. So we gotta take them into a … John F. Kennedy Airport men’s room …”

What follows is an all-too-realistic outline of what’s function in a stalls on possibly side of we when you’re in a open restroom.

This is since some people would rather risk bladder detonation than travel into a open restroom. And many who will go “Number One” (as a worldly substitution puts it) would never go “Number Two” in a lavatory where any series of strangers are going about their personal business.

Which brings us to Yankee Stadium and Saturday’s diversion between New York and a Tampa Bay Rays. A throng of 46,856 saw a Yanks corner a Rays 5-3, giving New York a one-game lead over a Orioles in a AL East.

Good stuff. Pennant competition in Sep and all that.

But for some fans, that Saturday will always be remembered as a diversion where a couple, um, joined adult in a bathroom.

No stalling here

Deadspin has a video, a photos and a play-by-play from a man who says he witnessed a event.

“It was about a second by a fourth inning,” writes a tipster. “I beheld dual sets of legs in a case … in matter of mins a rather vast throng had developed. … Seems impossible, though a integrate seemed to be preoccupied to a surrounding crowd/onlookers/amateur photographers …”

Sure enough, appallingly enough, there’s visible justification of a man in a C.C. Sabathia jersey and a immature lady in a lavatory stall.

“C.C. Sabathia looks skinny and dark if we ask us,” cracks a Deadspin scribe, who says a tipster told him “the lady got a slow-clap diagnosis when she left a bathroom.”

This isn’t a initial occurrence of dungeon phone video and/or media reports about a integrate going during it in a rest­room during a sporting event. It happened during a Cowboys diversion in Dallas in 2009, during a Minnesota-Iowa football diversion during a Metrodome in 2009 and during Opening Day during U.S. Cellular Field in 2010.

One imagines thriving amounts of ethanol competence have been consumed before these affectionate couples confirm to spin a men’s room case into a 15-minute motel. But still. In a universe in that many receptive tellurian beings revisit open rest­rooms during sporting events or concerts or outside festivals usually since it’s literally a necessity, it’s tough to fathom a mindset, or miss thereof, that leads to intrigue in a stall.

Right now there are dual people who, when asked what they did over a weekend, are substantially going to skip over a partial about carrying sex in a lavatory of a Yankees diversion on Saturday.

Sox and a city

Don’t demeanour now, though a White Sox are in a thick of a playoff hunt with usually a integrate of weeks left in a season.

The group that was picked to go 67-95 by Sports Illustrated, a group given a 1.1 percent possibility of winning a World Series by one mechanism ranking, a group pegged as a 65-1 prolonged shot by Vegas oddsmakers in April, has a legit shot during a postseason.

Every time we discuss this out on Twitter,
I hear from legions of Cubs fans indicating
out their group is still a bigger pull than
the White Sox, even with a Sox in initial place and a Cubs really, unequivocally not in initial place.

They’re right. We all know about a advantages of a Wrigleyville knowledge and a national love for a friendly crook Cubbies, and all that, though it’s extraordinary to see a Cubs averaging some-more than 36,000 fans per diversion in 2012 compared to a normal assemblage of 24,457 for a White Sox.

But here’s a doubt for my Cubs-fan friends. Would we rather be in a half-filled grill where they’re portion filet mignon, or a swarming corner where a usually thing on a menu is sawdust?

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