J&D’s sells BACON-scented briefs for men and women

November 27, 2015 by admin
Filed under Latest Lingerie News

Food-focused company JD’s specializes in bacon products
The newly-launched underwear retails for $19.99 per pair
Each one is printed with the cheeky phrase ‘stop and smell the…’
Of course, the underwear is also emblazoned with a picture of bacon
The creators claim the scent will last through several wash cycles

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13:31 EST, 26 November 2015

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19:50 EST, 26 November 2015

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For anyone still wondering what to get the person who has everything this Christmas, one Seattle-based company might well have come up with the perfect unique – and bizarre – solution in the form of bacon-scented underwear.

Food-focused brand JD’s, which specializes in all manner of bacon-themed products, from bacon salt to bacon-scented pillowcases, has launched a new line of meaty underwear, available for both men and women, which are infused with a strong smell of bacon.

Using what they describe as ‘advances in bacon-scented printing technologies from NASA’, the creators of the unique bacon-y briefs explain that they have ‘married the ultimate in comfort and cured meat’ in order to create the racy design.

Stop and smell the bacon! Seattle-based food company JD’s has created bacon-scented underwear

Something for everyone: The briefs are available in styles to suit both men and women and retail for $19.99

‘JD’s Bacon Scented Underwear represents the gold standard of meat-scented luxury undergarments,’ the website description says of the underwear. ‘It’s like a hot frying pan in your pants.’

In order to infuse the underwear with a bacon-y scent which would last beyond a first-time wear, the creators of the bacon-scented lingerie embedded the fragrance into the ink used in its design, a technology which was indeed first created by NASA.

And according to Justin and Dave, the two men behind JD’s, the underwear’s bacon scent ‘will last through multiple wash cycles and wearings’, with the website then adding a cheeky caveat that the length for which the aroma lasts ‘depends on the number of wearings and the strength of your own scent’.

The JD’s website also suggests that wearers wash their bacon-scented underwear, which retails for $19.99 a pair, with unscented detergent so as not to detract from the meaty scents with any other perfumes.

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Alternative options: The company sells a variety of other bacon-themed products, such as this jockstrap-esque ‘naked bacon cooking armor’ which is meant to protect the wearer while they cook in the buff

Savory dreams! JD’s also sells a bacon-scented pillowcase for those who wish to take their love of bacon into the bedroom

Unsurprisingly, the bizarre bacon-themed briefs have been met with a mix of elation from some, and utter confusion from others, with many people taking to social media to question the exact purpose of the porcine pants.

‘Apparently bacon-scented underwear is a thing now. I’m not really sure why?’ one person commented on Twitter, while another joked: ‘Bacon-scented underwear. Not recommended for mail men, circus performers, hikers and owners of dogs with large teeth.’

But not everyone was quite so skeptical about the pungent clothing items, with many hailing them as the ‘best Christmas present ever’. One enthusiastic fan even said of the underwear: ‘This is the best thing I have ever seen!’

And for those who are eager to indulge their love of bacon in other ways, never fear – JD’s has a bacon-inspired product for every occasion, including some ‘naked bacon cooking armor’, a red jockstrap-esque design which has been created to protect the wearer from any hot fat spray while cooking up some of the meaty treat in the buff.

Moving away from the undergarment range, the company also offers bacon-scented pillowcases, bacon-flavored lip balm, bacon sunscreen and even bacon baby formula, perfect for the younger bacon fans in the family.