Right, so Miranda Kerr‘s very festive instagram picture is making us feel just great about all the holiday food we’ve been scarfing down. Because, a sexy Santa’s Helper who also happens to be one of the most famous supermodels around, will do that to you. But since it’s Christmas and just in case you don’t feel like perving out at this picture, we’ll give you five other things to focus on in the photograph other than the obvious. Or little chains of thought that you could consider to stop you from staring at the obvious!
1. HAIR. Must make a note to find out Miranda’s regime. I WILL HAVE THAT HAIR.
2. I wonder if red is my color? Do I have anything red in my wardrobe?
3. Will faux fur ever look good on a regular woman? Someone who’s not a supermodel?
4. OH, Instagram! Big controversy! Let’s talk about that!
5. Are my Christmas decorations as … sparkly? I should check!
Did it work? No? Oh well, we tried. But it’s really hard to ignore Miranda while she’s dressed like that. And while you’re at it, how about you check out or list of the 30 sexiest celebrity Santas? Might as well go all the way, right? Happy holidays, everyone!
[Photo via Instagram]
