The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap – Love & Trampy Hood Rats

The Real Housewives of Atlanta done us consternation who would say, “I Do… But, we Won’t” as the Anguilla adventure continued. We summation all a love, romance, and bum stamps in a THG +/- review

We dive behind into Anguilla with Kenya seeking Phaedra that of her friends she’d give Apollo as a birthday present. What?!? Minus 18.

Phaedra comments that Kenya needs to, “put some ice in your panties since it’s only not a good demeanour for you.” Plus 8. I’d give some-more points if she’d have pronounced that to Kenya’s face.

Did anyone else notice how worried Kenya and Walter looked during cooking when a rest of a couples were joking about how most sex they were carrying on a trip?  Huh? So Kenya’s gentle flirting with any male who crosses her trail though couples articulate about operative a third change is a problem.

Minus 10.  That’s only weird. Wasn’t she only joking about carrying a trio with Phaedra’s husband?

Although we unequivocally didn’t need to know that Kandi and Todd christened a prohibited tub. Minus 12. Where is Phaedra Parks and her Lysol when we need it?

NeNe calls Kenya out, revelation her she doesn’t consider she and Walter are a genuine deal.  Plus 5 for being direct. At slightest she says it to Kenya’s face instead of only behind her back.

But a large eventuality is Peter’s warn vouch renovation with Cynthia.  When he tells a group about it Gregg offers him a integrate of viagra. Minus 13. So that explains Gregg unresolved all over NeNe.  He’s creation certain he’s prepared though I’m flattering certain Peter’s means to male adult drug free.

The vouch renovation rite is beautiful. Peter and Cynthia have survived a lot of crap and they deserved this smashing day. 

I might not always be Peter’s biggest fan though he did it right this time.  Plus 30.

And to keep a intrigue going any integrate lights a lantern and sends it off over a waves, that sounds poetic unless we are Kenya or Kandi.  Their lanterns crashed and burnt instead of sailing off towards a heavens. Minus 11. Is that a bad feeling or only pristine reticent luck?

NeNe damn nearby physique blocked Kandi to get to that bouquet.  Plus 7 since it was indeed kind of funny. Gregg looked so anxious you’d consider those stupid flowers hermetic a deal.

But everybody is happy for Cynthia and Peter…except Kenya who can’t stop meditative why not me?  She’s already a small inconstant when her lay down with Porsha begins.

And because is Porsha rehashing their argument? Minus 18. These dual women were silently loathsome one another this whole trip. Can’t we leave it during that?

Apparently not. Porsha wants it all out on a table. Well, be clever what we wish for. 

Before we know it Kenya’s job Porsha a b*tch and Porsha’s revelation her to, “take your hood rodent donkey behind to Detroit.”

Kenya gets all kinds of dissapoint when Porsha calls her a tramp.  Minus 10.  Kenya’s not a one with a bum stamp though honey, we were only rubbing your plunder on another woman’s father a night before so if a bum stamp fits…

But who approaching to see Ms. NeNe in a purpose of go-between and bouncer. Plus 15. She has to physically keep these dual women detached while perplexing to attorney some arrange of peace.

When Kenya finally leaves a celebration with her issuing dress proclaiming,  “I’m Gone With a Wind fabulous” we began to consternation if she was off her meds.

And afterwards we laughed out shrill when NeNe gave that dubious look, lifted an eyebrow and asked, “B*tch, is it film night?”  Plus 22.

And to consider Anguilla’s not over yet. More subsequent week.

EPISODE TOTAL: -5! SEASON TOTAL: -199!

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